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Heidi Montag to get her implants removed.
SURGERY addict Heidi Montag is already planning her next boob job – as she is desperate to get her implants removed.
The former Hills star famously underwent ten procedures in one day late last year, but it seems she is having regrets.
Heidi, 23, opted for humungous G size breast implants as part of her new over-the-top look.
The blonde now says she is in tremendous pain as a result of the operation and hasn’t got used to her new body.
She said: “I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren’t working so I stopped. It hurt.”
Explaining how she is unable to hug her four beloved pooches, Heidi revealed the full impact of the extreme surgery on her petite figure.
She added in a recent magazine interview: “I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs. It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.”
Heidi’s plastic surgeon Dr Frank Ryan died after his car went crashing down steep cliffs in Los Angeles on August 17.
After expressing her sadness at the tragedy, Heidi is now fearful that she won’t be able to find a surgeon capable of helping her.
She added: “I feel trapped in my own body. There’s just no fixing it. Dr. Ryan knows the work he did, he knows everything.”
Other work that the Los Angeles star had done last November included a brow lift, ear-pinning, chin reduction and rhinoplasty.
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Penis photo posters seized by police in Lewes
A person who put up enlarged photographs of male private parts around a town in Sussex is being sought by police.
Several large images of a man’s penis with a yellow bow tied around it have been taken down from car parks and places close to schools in Lewes.
Sussex police have interviewed people at offices close to where the A3 and A4-sized images were found.
The posters have also been sent off for fingerprint analysis.
The force is also investigating whether it is some sort of protest, as a number of the images included a caption which read: “Fees set to rise later this year.”
A Sussex Police spokesman said: “We are aware of these posters and a local PCSO [Police Community Support Officer] has removed a few, but we have not received any formal complaints.
“However, we are concerned that the posters have appeared quite close to local schools and they may well cause offence or distress.
“However, from what we’ve seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won’t be in a hurry to be identified.”
Do you like cakes? Do you love eating and want to get fatter? part time work
Found on the net:
| hi there
i am looking for someone between the ages of 20-30 to help my out a few evenings during the week. i have a little cakes and desserts business and we are currently making some big orders and lots of cakes for some tasting sessions. this is leaving us with lots of cake left over which we won’t sell but don’t want to throw away. If you love cakes and desserts and want to get paid to eat as much cake and dessert as pyshically possible then this is foryou! this job is ideal for someone with a very big appetite who would love to gorge themselves on cakes. for the ideal candidate this would be a very fattening position! if this sounds like you then drop me an email telling us a little bit about yourself and and why you’d like the job. this is a genuine part time position which is temporary for now but could move into something permanent. hope to hear from you soon. sammi. |
‘Big budget’ porn film shot in London hospital
A “big budget” pornographic film was shot in a London hospital when it hired out one of its wards to a film company.
The movie generated “substantial income” for the hospital, Conservative MP Penny Mordaunt said.
Ms Mordaunt, Portsmouth North MP, was speaking during a House of Commons debate on improving transparency in government accounting, on Monday.
NHS Kensington and Chelsea said the filming occurred before 2002 when the primary care trust (PCT) formed.
“When I was director of Kensington and Chelsea Council, I discovered that one of our local hospitals was hiring out one of its closed – but fully-equipped wards – to a film company to use as a film set,” Ms Mordaunt said.
“To add insult to injury, the movie was a pornographic one.
“Although I cannot claim to have seen the final picture – as I understand, these things are no longer claimable on parliamentary expenses – it was a big-budget affair and generated substantial income for the hospital.”
“But apart from cheering up a few of the in-patients, it cannot be said to be contributing to the objectives of the primary care trust.”
NHS Kensington and Chelsea said: “We can confirm this incident occurred some time prior to 2002 under a predecessor organisation’s management and prior to the formation of PCTs.”
Kensington and Chelsea Council has been contacted by BBC London but have not yet commented on the story.
Racing boss ‘found dead at sadomasochistic sex club’
Two women have been arrested after a British motor racing boss was found dead in a shower at a sadomasochistic sex club in Belgium.
Robin Mortimer, 58, owner of RPM Motorsport, was found in the village of Brecht, near Antwerp, on Tuesday.
The public prosecutor in Antwerp said an initial investigation suggested he did not die of natural causes.
He said the women had been charged with “assault and battery leading to death, without intent to kill”.
‘Sad case’
In a statement released on their behalf, Mr Mortimer’s family said it was “understood that Robin died of natural causes in his sleep at a hotel”.
However, prosecutors said this did not appear to be the case.
A post-mortem examination is being carried out to try to determine exactly what happened. It is understood that Mr Mortimer was found in a shower, but died in another part of the club.
Spokesman Paul Van Tigchelt said: “We have arrested two women who worked with him in that club. Now the file is with a judge who is leading the investigation.
“It is rather a sad case.”
A judge must now decide whether there is sufficient evidence to bring the women – who call themselves Mistress Lucrezia and Mistress Juno – to court.
According to her website, Mistress Lucrezia offers clients “bondage, humiliation, torture, education and cross-dressing”.
Mr Mortimer, who was from Coventry, was the son of Grand Prix driver Charles Mortimer. He leaves behind his wife Bridget and son, motor racing champion Alex Mortimer.
A spokesman for the Foreign Office said: “We can confirm the death of 58-year-old British man Robin Mortimer near Antwerp on June 22. Next of kin are aware and we are providing consular assistance.”
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From the Daily Mail
