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It was a great show as always. To be honest I was not thinking this year would be as good, but it was fantastic.

Thought Ireland should have done better. But it was the best song they have had for many years, so well done to them.

But all the songs were great.

Well I say all, the UK sucked. But basically they just hand over the song to some has been pop song writer. The year they gave it to Pete Waterman. Until they allow people to enter there own songs rather than have some rubbish talent show type thing we will never have a decent song.

One of the great things on the show was getting everyone in different countries to dance. That was super.

Well Germany for 2011. That should be good as they will be able to afford to put on a good show. It will be interesting to see what they do. I suspect many countries will be released this year as many have no budget to put it on. I bet Germany put something great on.

I was surprised Oslo did not do a few shots of Oslo. They seemed to miss out on an opportunity to promote themselves.

last will and testament of Adam Blake – 23rd March 2010

Within a few hours time I am having an operation.

Just in case I do not make it (I died for a few mins in my last operation) I thought I best write a few words just in case.

First I have decided for many years that I do not want a funeral. I despise the amount of money wasted on such nonsense. I am also not religious and do not wish to have a religious ceremony. Should there be a heaven or hell, I prefer to opt for hell as it would seem the most interesting persons will go there. I find christens and other religious persons so dull, the thought of spending eternity with them would be a vile.

Unlike many I am please to point out that I have never tried to buy my way into heaven by doing those nonsense charity events that appear to be weekly on TV. The events where vastly overpaid so called celebrities do 5 mnins of TV work asking you to give your cash in order that you feel much better about yourself, thus allowing you to spend the rest of the year not caring.

I also do not want some twit to stand up saying Adam will surly be missed and other such rubbish. Be honest and say Adam was scum of the earth, he knew it, he did not care, more did he like anyone else. In other words, I am scum, and I do not want some twit saying I am not.

So rather than the usual nonsense of a funeral where thousands of pounds are spent just to burn a dead bit of flesh, I would rather be simply thrown on a compost heap at roundhay park. Though knowing my luck rather than being put on plants I bet I am used ass compost on the golf course. And as I consider golf to be a most pointless activity for twits, it would be a joke on me.

The other thought that would amuses me it to be put in a glass coffin, then placed in the Leeds art gallery. I would love to have people see me decompose. It makes me giggle to imagine a school party of little kids walk past and see my eye fall out of its socket with worms proceeding.

Though I am more than happy for any part of my body to be used for any form of research. If it helps in stopping the cruel use of animal testing, I am more than happy.

The irony if I do die is that I am a vegetarian, and do not drink or smoke and go cycling, and so on. It would be typical to be outlived my mate who drinks, does ‘weed’, smokes, and eats junk food.

My main concern is that someone will look after my dog Sandy. should I die this will be the most upsetting part to think she will be sad.

As for my goods. In truth I will be dead so I do not care who gets what. Its more than likely whoever gets my web sites and so on will be clueless and make a hash of things.

I do not fear death (as I say the only thing that I am worried about is my dog) as I have had a fun life and done what I wanted. Unlike most people I have been honest about who I am and not pretended to be someone I am not. In my experience most people have told me they love porn, but in public they pretend not to. I find they live there lives to please or impress others rather than doing what they really want to. For instance I find many I went to school with have gone out, married the first person they met, then got a mortgage and now spend there lives working during the week and going to Ikea at the weekends. often a miserable life. Often to be seen having arguments with there other half in supermarkets (yes I have seen you in Tesco and so on) over minor matters. It does often amuse me watching them trying to convince themselves that they are happy and there life is something worth while.

I have at least seen all 6 excellent Star Wars films. I did fear that I would die before seeing the fist 3 being made. I found All 6 were excellent and I cannot understand anyone saying any of the films sucked. Though the cartoon film is poor. Also I have to point out that I completely disagree that Eurovision song contest song was done by Pete Waterman and Mike Stock, as its just not very good. Its not going to win. I fail to understand why we cannot have independent groups or singers do there own stuff and have a big contest, rather than just giving it to some rich person to boost there carea. I must also point out that I thought Graham Norton did a great job last year, you could tell he was nervous and did not want to seem like a Terry Wogan clone, but he did well.

So as I say I have no regrets. If some people think I am scum for shooting porn, so be it. In truth I do not care as I consider most people so pointless that there opinions are not worth anything to me. And often I am far more insulted if they think I am great. 

On to the people in my life.

First I would like to say to ‘E’ that I hope your job goes well, and that you find a great place to live. And I hope you start sleeping better. At least now I am getting some sleep, those late nights we had were wild. Take care, XXX. And you know sex with you was the best.

To Steve, I hope things go well. You’re a good mate and hope your family stay well.

To Paul. Take care. I hope your boyfriend works out well. 

To Danny. It was great to meet you again after so many years. I suspect out of everyone I went to school with that overall you came out most successful. Though I have to be honest I never remember you a football fan at school. 

Just on a side note, I consider football, rugby et al completely pointless, and dull.

As to the others I went to school with. I will not go through everyone, or name them. Some I remember, others I do not (due to me being dyslexic). It shocks me to see how old they have become (on the pics on facebook). I suppose my problem is, when I hang about with hot 18 year old models, I forget how old I am (22 and not a day older). One thing I found was how disappointed I was by two of the girls I went to school with. I myself was bottom of the class with being dyslexic, though I did go to uni, and got a BA (Hons) degree. I even did two years nursing at un (but it was not for me). So I was disappointed to find the two cleverest girls in my class had not done much. I presumed they would have gone to a top uni9. I found out they had not. One I believe did (or is now doing_ a open university course. From what I gather her boyfriend discourages her to do well. And the other not much more. Its disappointing as they had the brains to do well and throw it away. That to me is such a crime. I am thick so never had that, but I sure know if I was clever I would have used it.

By the way, before I forget. Years ago when I was at uni. I had a weekend job in the local cinema  (now pulled down). It was the best and most fun job ever. I so loved being there. I would have worked for free. The only downside was Saturday mornings as the kids would throw sweets at me during the first show.

And on to my friends at B and B as well as Gyorself (those who are from there will know what I mean). I have met some great people. Its been fun. I hope you all do well.  Damian hope you take over the net with your clever ways. mOBSCENE, keep promoting the best sites as you do in your sig. Maybe if I am dead you could run them if you want. Elisha, if I am dead, I give you permission to have sex with my dead body, I may be almost as good as if I was alive. To Jerry, hope you get a sale one day with your site. To TGITC, take care and make sure you do not take the drink up again my chubby little friend. To everyone else, I will miss you all. 

If I am dead, it does mean that many women will now know that they will never get chance to have sex with the worlds greatest love machine. That’s so sad. For I am Adam Blake, the worlds greatest lover.

So do not be offended if I did not mention you. There are probably others I could have mentioned, but to be honest I am rather nevermore about the operation. I watched Hostel: Part II on ch5 last night and it gave me nightmares. 

Anyway, should I not post again it means I am dead.

If I do survive I shall see if they will give me some pics from the operation. I know last time they had some but I forgot to ask. I will then post them for you.

But should I die, do not miss me. For one day another perfect person as myself may become upon this earth. Though I have to admit, I cannot think there will ever be anyone with my good looks, charm, wit, will ever match me. And I can hardly believe that there will ever be someone in who can pleaser the ladies as me. But should I live, remember its not fare [ladies] to want me for yourself. I am far too much for just one persons extreme pleaser.

And so as I end this, I prepare myself for my operation. So if death awaits me, I shall walk forward to it, with no fear or regret.

PS.

If you wish to remove my wily and have it stuffed, you will need a box at least 17 inches long to keep it in.

PPS.

Please vote that disgraceful Labour lot out. Vote the Green Party.

PPPS.

Do not forget to join the best site on the net RoseCabs.com.

PPPPS.

Should I be dead, I would not mind someone making a statue of me. Nothing special, bronze say. I would imagine it placed high on Ilkly moor so walkers could pay me a visit, and sit at the bottom of the statue to gain wisdom and thought from being so close. And each day 3 women would come and polish it, making sure its clean. And the pose would be me stood up, in full thought, pondering life’s great questions. I think placed on marble. And under it have the words “Perfection is the name of Adam” in solid gold letters.

First let me say that I find Islam4UK views rather silly and disagree with them, but I do not believe they should be banned.

Everybody should be able to express there views in the UK without fear of being arrested. It does not matter if you offend people. Being offensive is not a crime. Personally I find any form of religion forced on me offensive, but I do not seek to ban a religion.

I went on there site islam4uk.com a while ago and to be honest I have read the same rubbish from christen extremists. In America we have seen a minority of extremist Christens also attend funerals of solders and shouted abuse.

This group is small. I do not think there would be enough of the group to fill a mini-van so why bother, just ignore them if you do not like what they say.

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

If you remove peoples right to express there views and thoughts then you no longer have democracy. You have dictatorship with the pretence of democracy. 

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out.
- Pastor Martin Niemöller 

I suspect I will soon be arrested as I support animal rights and green issues.

As I say just because this group is unpleasant and you disagree, that is no reason to ban it.

I keep having a chuckle when I here his name. Van Rompuy (European Council president).

On the radio there are some elderly persons moaning about the EU. I was listening to a chap on Radio 4 ‘Any Answers’ who sounded over 80. He was moaning that we should not be in the EU. I thought at the end of the day (harsh as it sounds) in a few years he will be dead. Its not for him to really decide its for those much younger than him who will be working and living in the EU to decide on whether we should be in the EU. 

I cannot help thinking, sure its ok for him who has retired. But for those young and free spirited such as myself, I may decide to work in other EU countries which is great. Sure there are some who moan saying people are coming her to take our jobs (and all that rubbish) while they sit watching daytime TV and fading away. But some of us welcome this exciting opportunities.

I love going to town and seeing people from other EU counties. I live in a street with a Polish family and they are really nice.

And as for being governed from the EU. Well to be honest our (UK) government is not exactly doing a good job. So I am more than happy to have them govern us. Maybe then we can get rid of the queen and other silliness we have.

Bring it on I say.

Oh, and Mr Rompuy Pumpy. He He He.

This week I did a shoot in Lancaster. So I thought I would have a works day out in Blackpool. In other words I took the dog and me for a day out. With it being Nov it did not have the usual tourists things open and was quiet. It was much nicer. Took the dog on the beach.

I had a drive down the front. The lights were not on as apparently they ended on Nov 8th, which seems odd as I would have presumed they would keep them on till Jan. Though to be honest looking at the lights (not lit) appeared to be nothing special this year, so I am not sure I was missing anything. In fact I was pleased they were off as the place looked nicer unlit, as it looked less tacky, in fact it looked really nice.

In summer the place to me is spoiled with all the tacky rubbish, and near ‘tower’ on the front its got some really nasty shops that look so happy. Further down the coast on both sides of the tower its much nicer as it does not have the naff shops there.

Its just a shame that Blackpool is spoilt by the tacky. The Blackpool tower is in fact really nice and is surprising whets packed in it.

But as I say with no tourists there and most of the tacky shops closed for winter, the place this time of year is a really nice place to visit. I think I will go back for a day or so in December next time I do a shoot near there.

I will post some pics of the shoot later. She wanted to shoot outside, but I thought she would freeze. It was cold for me and I was dressed.

Uniforms for Police Community Support Officers in Devon and Cornwall are to be changed after complaints they are confused with police officers.

Hat bands and epaulettes will change colour from January, as the BBC’s Simon Hall explains.

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Good.

I am fed up not knowing if these plastic fake police are real police or not. When I see them I have no idea if they are police or not unless I look on there backs where it says community officer or something on those lines.

Its so annoying as they prance around and pretend to be the police.

To be honest #I wish they would just get rid of this rubbish and replace them with real police.

Prince William was on the news today banging on about his latest project. Does anyone really care?

Surly no one is interested in the UK Royal Family anymore. Just a bunch of rich folks that are paid for by tax payers. Oh and do not give me that rubbish about it only costs us each 2p a year or whatever they have calculated it as. Last time I went into London and got off the train there were a bunch of homeless people at the station. Well I much prefer to put these people into the Royal Family’s palaces.

And there seems to be so many members of the family. All trotting around thinking they are so special.

Then you get all those twits who think its wonderful to be knighted. I mean these days any bit of tat can be knighted. I giggle every time that Alan Sugar makes sure people call him sir. If it was me I would be embarrassed, but I guess he must have low self esteem and makes him feel better to be called sir. The type of person who wants to be knighted are the types who have gold taps in there bathroom.

The truth is the Royal Family are no longer special.

And I think I am not the only one who would love to see Prince Harry have a DNA test. Lets face it Princess Diana was a bit of a game girl. I am not sure how many lovers she had, but it seems to be a few. I wish I had known at the time as I would have introduced myself. Its a shame non of her lovers have ever released a sex tape, as I bet that would sell if there ever was one.

Oh and for those who believe in conspiracy theories, well this is my little theory. If you remember before her death there were lots of reports in the news (if you remember it was the time before her death when the papers called her all the names under the sun, then after her death the papers said she was a saint), that she was trying to put an end to land mines. I remember politicians in both UK and USA were getting annoyed as they claimed she was getting involved in politics. And she also had meetings (or was going to have) with President Clinton’s wife Hillary Clinton (from what I remember) regarding putting an end to land mine use. Well this if you remember upset a lot of people. Not long after was her (Princess Diana) death. Now I am not saying there is a connection, but it did solve a huge problem when she died, for many people. See this link regarding the row on 15th January 1997. She died 31st August 1997, only a few months afterwards.

Though I must admit Princess Beatrice is hot, and if I were to marry her and get a title and perks of being part of the system then I will probably change my mind and say the Royal Family are great.

Notes:

The Princess died in a fatal car crash in Paris on 31 August 1997. Labour was elected to power in May 1997. Shortly after, the Prime Minister, Tony Blair, promised to ratify the international Ottawa convention on banning landmines in time for the anniversary of her death.

The convention came into force on 1 March 1999 but a number of key countries refused to sign, including the United States, Russia and China.

Well it looks like the UK student load firm has messed everything up for students [story]. To be honest I do not know why these students are bothering going to university, just to end up with a massive loan and probably no job at the end of it. Lets face it, you are far better off (if you are female) simply getting pregnant and have say 3 or 4  kids or more, as you will get far more in benefits plus a house. Why go to all that bother to get a degree and a huge loan. Then if you do get a job you will be taxed like crazy. Its not worth working these days is it?

Its amazing that Labour have messed up the value of a degree. At one time education was free, so anyone could go. Some went to get a degree for a better job, while some went simply to expand there minds and experience. But Labour have decided that education is no longer free and have placed a false value on a degree. Now a degree is supposed to mean a better job!!! They want everyone to go out and get a degree, even if its some pointless one with no merit. So we know have students studying all sorts of rubbish in the belief they will all be on high paid jobs. But the truth is, with so many people having degrees, most firms do not need to advertise for graduates, simply as they know they will get them. Thus while a few years ago they would pay more for a graduate now they have no need to. Basic supply and demand. There is such a huge supply of graduates with no real demand for them.

So we will now end up with lots of people with degrees and high debts either in low paid jobs or not in work at all. While those with the cash will be the ones on long term unemployed with lots of kids claiming all the benefits they can.

By the way before you think me saying you are better off getting pregnant is me being witty, the sad thing is I do mean it. I think if you are female it should now be a serious consideration as you may find you are far better off just going out getting pregnant, have a few kids (does not matter if its with different dads) then claim all the benefits you can. You should get a nice house too. There was a time (before Labour got in) that it was worth getting a degree, but it is now? Do you really want a huge loan, hassle from students loan firm to pay it back. Then as I say if you get a job, you will be taxed on everything. 

Sorry, my rant over. Just a bit wound up with it all.

Also in Leeds the dustman are on strike. Often I find Unions to strike over very little, but from what I have read I do think they have a case as it sounds like they are getting a pay cut up to £6,000 which is a big cut. Some people have been arrested over dropping bags of rubbish outside council leader Richard Brett’s doorstep on Wednesday [story]. I could not help thinking if those bags had been left outside my house, I would have not seen a policeman. Lets face it, the response to the damage of my van has been rather poor, if not non from the police (who one even suggested he knew who it was who did it). But that’s going of subject. I am not convinced that in this case the council are correct and I have huge support for the dustmen in this. To be honest my feeling is the council are being sneaky and expect most of them to quit knowing that in today’s climate, there will be plenty of people happy to work for low wages and thus will do the job.

I wonder if the councilors have taken big pay cuts and a reduction in benefits. But I am guessing they are still spending council tax in pointless ways. I know (from experience) the people I bump into from varies departments of the council are as much point as a chocolate tea pot. By the way if you are completely incompetent, you should see if you can get a job with Leeds council as they appear to only employ plonkas (and if they will not take you, try the police).

By the way, I have had a few girls contact me to do girl/girl shoots only as they are really into girls. I will be shooting them in the next few days for my site RoseCabs.com. It will be 100% real lesbian sex, no fake stuff. If you wish to be on my site (you must be at least 18 years old) get in touch at admin@dvtimes.com. Also if you love to see lesbians I have a few blogs you may like such as lesbianpod.com itbabes.com rudecalendar.com gggonzo.com plus others.

Hope you all had a good day.

I went to Whitby today, it was such a nice day.

Sandy (my dog) loved it and had great fun on the sand (I took the pics on my camera phone so they are not great). I think people must have thought I was a bit nuts shouting Sandy all the time (on the beach).

Met two sexy babes but they were from Newcastle and having a day out. It was a shame as I pondered the situation and concluded that it was too great a risk to have the future mother of my child to be Amanda Blake could not be of that class, as I hardly could see her getting into Oxford university by going ‘eee love’. I felt it only correct that my class did not mix with a different class, after all if this was Victorian times they would have been chamber maids and I would have been the Master of the house. Plus I concluded that being an academic as I am, I could not risk my brain being destroyed by watching X Factor as what they clearly did. Thus I shall not be seeing them again.

I noticed today many women in pink. I also noted that while they may have worn pink, they were not at all Babes. In fact  I have noted that in many cases, more a women wears pink and surrounds herself in pink stuff (such as pink TV’s and other rubbish), the more she tends to be unattractive. I have concluded women by pink if they have low self confidence. Its one think for little girls to get pink, but its rather sad when they are adults.

By the way, happy birthday PSL as I believe it was his birthday a day or two ago, and also we wish my very good friend TGITC, that he is keeping well, and if he needs me to stay a few days he only needs to ask.

Well, I am off to bed now as my eyes are closing. Its been such a nice day today.

In fact I overheard an old lady today at Whitby say its been the best day of the year, and I have to agree with her. It was not too hot just right.

I love these two. Glad they are doing Podcasts. For those not in the UK they used to be on Going Live a TV show from a few years ago on Saturday mornings, before they replaced these great shows with boring rubbish cooking shows.

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